Death by Smorgasbord
Get Gastric Bypass Surgery, Get 50% Smorgasbord Discount
If you don’t hear from me Tuesday or beyond, I may have been killed by the Shady Maple Smorgasbord.
If I survive, I’ll gladly accompany you to any of their following future events:
- Shrimp and Grilled Fish Weekend
- Pork Bonanza
- Beef Bonanza
… I’m not a big prime rib guy, but you could twist my arm on that one as well.
These are the same people that bring the famed maple bacon long johns to the Lancaster Central Market. I love them. And hate them.
